You know what I'm in favor of? More good stuff for everybody.
You know who's stopping us all from getting it? The jerks over there, in that other group.
Remember, I'm just like you. And nothing is OUR fault, because we're the regular people. Those people over there, they're not like us. And since there's less of them than us, we're gonna get our way.
Those (generically disliked group) people are the ones stopping you from having all the wonderful things you deserve. It's not that there's just not enough, or that you need to work harder, or that uncontrollable factors sometimes affect your life, or that decisions are sometimes made that you don't fully understand the reasons for.
They're doing it on purpose. They're out to get you. It's a conspiracy to deprive you of what you DESERVE.
Luckily, I'm here. We're going to get together and get rid of those guys. Naturally, it'll look like I get a few more privileges than the rest of you, but that's because I'm working so hard to get you what you deserve. And let's not forget how bad those other guys are.
So if they don't watch out and do exactly what we (I) say, they'd better watch out. Cause, I don't want to say it, and I'm the last one to want to hurt anyone, but if we don't get what we want, we're gonna start beating people up and stealing things. And then if we still don't get what we (I) want, we're gonna start killing people. Not that we want to, but see this gun? I'm just saying.
So let's show those guys just how much you all agree with me. Because we all should have all the good stuff they're stopping us from getting. And don't forget - I'm just like you. A regular person who works hard and was somehow ripped off by those other guys.
***For further reading, see: the Old Testament, the US Declaration of Independence, the Communist Manifesto, Mein Kampf, Tea Party propaganda, the Occupy Wall Street movement, the... you get the idea. I'm not saying they're all equally valid or invalid, I'm saying they're all formulaic and ultimately serve to replace one elite with another. And that anyone who sets themselves up as the "regular guy" hero probably isn't.
